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Offline HBAutomation

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5940 on: April 12, 2018, 08:27:20 AM »
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5941 on: April 13, 2018, 07:02:09 PM »


The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.  :nutter:

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5942 on: April 13, 2018, 07:05:33 PM »
^^^ I want a poster of that!
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5943 on: April 15, 2018, 08:23:02 PM »
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5944 on: April 15, 2018, 09:17:33 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

thanks.  :thumbs:

somehow that clip led on to the ali g / david & victoria beckham interview.. one of the funniest ever!
(but don't watch if you get offended...:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDU6tAKU3B4


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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5945 on: April 16, 2018, 07:01:15 AM »
thanks.  :thumbs:

somehow that clip led on to the ali g / david & victoria beckham interview.. one of the funniest ever!
(but don't watch if you get offended...:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDU6tAKU3B4

HAHAHAHAHAA
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5946 on: April 17, 2018, 01:06:27 PM »
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5947 on: April 17, 2018, 04:44:00 PM »
^^^ & That's when the fight started......

 :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5948 on: April 17, 2018, 10:07:59 PM »
^^^ & That's when the fight started......

 :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

or divorce proceedings 

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5949 on: April 18, 2018, 04:08:59 PM »
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5950 on: April 20, 2018, 09:43:45 AM »
It's not easy being me....every day I go to their homes and send them to make coffee....then while they are in the kitchen I invert polarity on their speakers....they come back and say...."It sounds so kak Andre!"....I agree and finish my coffee....when they leave to make the second cup I perform my magic for their return....."Listen now!" i say.....the cup gets dropped,everybody orgasms(Including Keith on piano)....I collect my 1k and leave.....if they are good customers then we repeat this weekly....if they are not....twice a week...
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5951 on: April 20, 2018, 11:38:57 AM »
...including Keith on piano :ROFLMAO:
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5952 on: April 21, 2018, 12:28:57 PM »

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5953 on: April 22, 2018, 10:34:18 AM »
What the world sound like in a player piano!!
https://www.facebook.com/kevinhisel/posts/10215881928265430

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #5954 on: April 22, 2018, 11:12:18 AM »