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Telesales sh*t - man, right now I could just kill someone
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<blockquote data-quote="LAV" data-source="post: 51969" data-attributes="member: 1123"><p>Cellphone call ("private no", of course): (Add idiotic informercial-style voice) "Sir, this is Gert Greyling from the JSE. Sir, on this lovely day it is my pleasure to inform you that our computer has selected you and you have won a R1000 starting portfolio on the JSE". </p><p></p><p>Me: "Sorry, too good to be true. Where did you get my number?" </p><p></p><p>Gert: "Sir, because you have bank accounts and policies you're automatically a client of the JSE and we have your details" </p><p></p><p>Me: "Gert, so you want to tell me you're officially employed by the JSE and they're now in the prize draw business?" </p><p></p><p>"Click. peep...peep"</p><p></p><p>*&^%$# IDIOTS! "Gert Greyling" and your "share trading company" of dubious origin, please go to hell! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LAV, post: 51969, member: 1123"] Cellphone call ("private no", of course): (Add idiotic informercial-style voice) "Sir, this is Gert Greyling from the JSE. Sir, on this lovely day it is my pleasure to inform you that our computer has selected you and you have won a R1000 starting portfolio on the JSE". Me: "Sorry, too good to be true. Where did you get my number?" Gert: "Sir, because you have bank accounts and policies you're automatically a client of the JSE and we have your details" Me: "Gert, so you want to tell me you're officially employed by the JSE and they're now in the prize draw business?" "Click. peep...peep" *&^%$# IDIOTS! "Gert Greyling" and your "share trading company" of dubious origin, please go to hell! >:( >:( [/QUOTE]
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