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<blockquote data-quote="Rodney_gold" data-source="post: 51518" data-attributes="member: 579"><p>I love disclaimers</p><p>Heres my new one for my car business</p><p></p><p>"Hiya , we can sell you a new car but can't give you a fixed price and our website is outdated and we cant be bothered to fix this so cant guarantee stock or specs </p><p>If you do buy a car from us , bear in mind it hasn't been tested and if there are any problems we wont repair or consider em unless the front end is smashed which is probably your fault anyway - oh and put your deposit up front if you want to buy stuff which might or might not get here speedily</p><p>If you do choose to bitch about our trading policy then be prepared for the dealer principle to threaten legal action apart from being rude to you. Of course we dont really care whether you do business with us cos we do have some satisfied clients anyway who will comply with our draconian disclaimer. Have a good day "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rodney_gold, post: 51518, member: 579"] I love disclaimers Heres my new one for my car business "Hiya , we can sell you a new car but can't give you a fixed price and our website is outdated and we cant be bothered to fix this so cant guarantee stock or specs If you do buy a car from us , bear in mind it hasn't been tested and if there are any problems we wont repair or consider em unless the front end is smashed which is probably your fault anyway - oh and put your deposit up front if you want to buy stuff which might or might not get here speedily If you do choose to bitch about our trading policy then be prepared for the dealer principle to threaten legal action apart from being rude to you. Of course we dont really care whether you do business with us cos we do have some satisfied clients anyway who will comply with our draconian disclaimer. Have a good day " [/QUOTE]
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