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<blockquote data-quote="alphabet" data-source="post: 13605" data-attributes="member: 11"><p>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway Nothing is moving.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, : "What's going on?"</p><p></p><p>"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe . They're asking for a</p><p>R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."</p><p></p><p>The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"</p><p></p><p>"About a litre."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alphabet, post: 13605, member: 11"] A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, : "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe . They're asking for a R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a litre." [/QUOTE]
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