Fellow citizens, my twenty forty two imbongis and in fond memory of Khwezi...

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mafioso

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"I heard your pleas not to desert you in your hours of need. I also heard your pleas not to "Pay Back The Money" which I will gratefully accept.

Please bear with me while I address you in Zulu first as I'm a 100% Zuluboy. I am also going to address you in Shona, Arabic, English, Russian, Swahili and Fanagalo.

It is tearing my heart apart that I cannot for the life of me understand why such an overwhelming part of the population of our dear country wants me to stay on as your uBaba and Leader and I am humbled by this. I have grown very tired of counting R200 notes which have been thrown at me and even stuffed on my Boss suits' pockets and even by supplicant admirers stuffing my Guccis with  praise money.

And in conclusion - to dear old Cyril McBuffalo - all is fair in love and war - a famous quote by Paul Kruger - a white (nogal) boer from Soutpansberg."

Jacob

PS " I'll be back"...



 

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