reviewing reviewers

Who would possibly want the job of reviewing highend audio?Continuously having to resort to hyperbole,metaphors,and any number of descriptive terms to describe something that serves only to fill the page and empty the pockets of nirvana seeking numbskulls.How many more "veils" will be lifted,how much more "detail"will be revealed?I think we should all wait 10 years before purchasing any new audio gear...just imagine how much better things will sound by then!