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Offline Trompie67

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2019, 02:57:29 PM »
Dave Barry:

"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
Paul McCartney

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2019, 07:56:06 PM »
I’ve always loved this one:

“The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.”

George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2019, 07:51:28 AM »
The correct version (quite true):

"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." :)
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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2019, 09:10:02 PM »
I suppose he was never a member here as he refused to be a member of any club that would accept him as a member.

This is very good information:

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

From one really good, probably a bit twisted, head, Grouchu Marx

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2019, 09:28:37 PM »
Same source:

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2019, 09:43:41 PM »
An endless well

“Time wounds all heels.”

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2020, 07:51:04 AM »
I justlove this.
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
J Nozipo Maraire
"No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are,
how you treat people ultimately tells all."
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I have learned more from people who have differed from me than from those who have agreed with me.

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2020, 04:37:57 PM »
I justlove this.
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
J Nozipo Maraire

Love it!

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2020, 05:16:59 PM »
My doctor told me he had good news and bad news. I said "Doc, only tell me the good news, all right?" He said "All right. They’re going to name a disease after you" - Rodney Dangerfield

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2020, 05:39:06 PM »
My doctor told me he had good news and bad news. I said "Doc, only tell me the good news, all right?" He said "All right. They’re going to name a disease after you" - Rodney Dangerfield

🤣😂🤣

Belongs in joke of the day though.

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2020, 05:46:30 PM »
🤣😂🤣

Belongs in joke of the day though.
You're probably right ;D

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2020, 05:50:03 PM »
Someone phoned in to the radio with this gem "trap my tone ek trap jou kop" transl. Tread my toes I tread your head. Even sort of rhymes. A life philosophy for some

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2020, 05:51:14 PM »
On a more positive note:

The thing you thought was free? Somebody, somewhere paid for it

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2020, 02:43:29 PM »
“This is the first time in history where you can save the world by lying on your couch and watching TV. Don’t mess this up.”
Author unknown
"No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are,
how you treat people ultimately tells all."
David Avocado Wolfe

I have learned more from people who have differed from me than from those who have agreed with me.

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2020, 03:04:00 PM »
The saying "United we Stand, Divided we Fall" is now officially wrong.

Divided we stand. United we fall.  :teach:  :point:
"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
Paul McCartney

With thanks to F_D for this pearl of wisdom!