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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2019, 02:57:29 PM »
Dave Barry:

*Insert profound or witty phrase here*

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2019, 07:56:06 PM »
I’ve always loved this one:

“The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.”

George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2019, 07:51:28 AM »
The correct version (quite true):

"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." :)
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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2019, 09:10:02 PM »
I suppose he was never a member here as he refused to be a member of any club that would accept him as a member.

This is very good information:

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

From one really good, probably a bit twisted, head, Grouchu Marx

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2019, 09:28:37 PM »
Same source:

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2019, 09:43:41 PM »
An endless well

“Time wounds all heels.”

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2020, 07:51:04 AM »
I justlove this.
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
J Nozipo Maraire
"No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are,
how you treat people ultimately tells all."
David Avocado Wolfe

I have learned more from people who have differed from me than from those who have agreed with me.

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2020, 04:37:57 PM »
I justlove this.
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
J Nozipo Maraire

Love it!

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2020, 05:16:59 PM »
My doctor told me he had good news and bad news. I said "Doc, only tell me the good news, all right?" He said "All right. They’re going to name a disease after you" - Rodney Dangerfield

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2020, 05:39:06 PM »
My doctor told me he had good news and bad news. I said "Doc, only tell me the good news, all right?" He said "All right. They’re going to name a disease after you" - Rodney Dangerfield

🤣😂🤣

Belongs in joke of the day though.

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2020, 05:46:30 PM »
🤣😂🤣

Belongs in joke of the day though.
You're probably right ;D

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2020, 05:50:03 PM »
Someone phoned in to the radio with this gem "trap my tone ek trap jou kop" transl. Tread my toes I tread your head. Even sort of rhymes. A life philosophy for some

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Re: Words of great wisdom from our esteemed AVF members
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2020, 05:51:14 PM »
On a more positive note:

The thing you thought was free? Somebody, somewhere paid for it

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