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Remarkable Movie Scenes
« on: July 04, 2018, 12:16:12 AM »
1 of my favorite most memorable movie scenes is from Django Unchained.  The KKK posse are preparing to ambush Django and his German hitman friend.  They place hoods over their heads and discover they can barely SEE through the holes cut into their hoods.

Found this transcript online: 

KKK leader: Damn, I canít see flippiní **** out of this thing.

KKK man in group: Are we ready or what?

KKK leader: Ah, hold on. Iím flippiní with my eyeholes. ****, just makiní it worse (yanks off hood).

KKK fat man: Who made this goddamn ****?

KKK man: Willardís wife.

Willard: Well, make your own goddamn mask!

KKK leader: Look, nobodyís saying they donít appreciate what Jenny did.

KKK man: Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I couldíve cut it better than this.

KKK man: What about you, Robert? Can you see?

Robert: Not too good. I mean, if i donít move my head, I can see you pretty good, more or less, but when I start ridiní, the bags moviní all over and Iím not lying.

KKK fat man: ****, I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?

Willard: No, nobody brought an extra bag!

KKK fat man: Iím just asking!

KKK old man: Do we have to wear Ďem when we ride?

KKK leader: Well, shitfire! If you donít wear Ďem as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!

KKK man: But I canít see. I canít breathe in this flippiní thing. And I canít ride in this flippiní thing.

Willard: Well, flip yíall. Iím going home! You know, I watched my wife work all day getting thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, donít ask me or mine for nothiní! (Willard leaves.)

KKK leader: Now, look letís not forget why weíre here. We gotta kill a nigga over that hill there. We gotta make a lesson out of him.

KKK fat man: Ok, Iím confused. Are the bags on or off?

KKK man: I think, we all think the bags was a nice idea, but not pointiní any fingers (pause), they couldíve been done better, so how about no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right? And then we go full regalia!

KKK leader: Wait a minute, I didnít say no bags.

KKK fat man: But nobody can see.

KKK leader: So?

KKK fat man: So, itíd be nice to see.

KKK leader: Goddamn it, This is a raid. I canít see. You canít see. So what? All that matters is can the flippiní horse see?! Thatís a raid!

*Please share your own favorite movie scene here, whether it be comedic, edge-of-your-seat suspense, or just basically a favorite for whatever your reason.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2018, 12:24:09 AM by PaganMcLoud »
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Re: Remarkable Movie Scenes
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2018, 09:25:37 PM »
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

A self-perpetuating autocracy
King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever gonna be any progress...
Peasant Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here... Oh! How do you do?
[Dennis joins the Peasant Woman in the nearby filth patch]
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Peasant Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: The Britons.
Peasant Woman: Who're the "Britons"?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We're all Britons, and I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes...
Peasant Woman: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would--
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Peasant Woman: We don't have a lord.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of more...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Peasant Woman: "Order", eh? Who does he think he is?
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays...]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

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Re: Remarkable Movie Scenes
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2018, 12:41:22 AM »
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Gary Oldman and Danny Aiello, "I'm dying to meet him" scene.
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