Why the hell would I?!

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gbyleveldt

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Just got this message from Discovery:

"Want to ride 100km with Lance Armstrong? SMS blah blah blah". WTF?!

Firstly, I have a car and I still have a little money left for petrol. Thus, no need to ride with Lance Armstrong, Neil Armstrong or anybody else for that matter.
Secondly, as a man of questionable fitness, I'll probably drop dead at the first kilometer. How they would think that I would do 100km is completely above me.
Thirdly, in lieu of the above, I would've thought that a medical aid benefits by keeping me out of hospital. Doing this will surely get me a few weeks in LINMED. Maybe they betting that I would die...

Geesh, talk about losing the plot completely ;D
 
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