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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2015, 12:35:36 PM »
...will be flying up to Jhb with him in the morning,never to be seen in the Fairest Cape again....
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2015, 12:36:43 PM »
That's insane!

Admittedly, from what it seems, I, like you, would be high-fiveing (sp?) my daughter rather than scolding her, it is, really really, k@k funny!

Lab test? Seriously? WTF? I'm speechless!

I guess trophy hunting dad never did National Service, Veldskool, Scouts. Hell, he probably never had any friends! Well, not REAL friends anyhow! Bet he still plays "Bingo" in his sleep.......  :point:

A tad of an overreaction from the father is the understatement of the century, however I hope it doesn't result in prolonged negativity from the school towards Ross and/or Zoe.

Please give Zoe a  :thumbs: from me!
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2015, 12:38:21 PM »
 :ROFLMAO:.....I knew you guys would appreciate it...... (I made up the lab test part)
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2015, 01:36:32 PM »
Some may find it disturbing that I make light of such things,I can honestly say that a giggle is my only talent.I remember how I laughed uncontrollably aged 14 when a friend lay dying on the floor in front of me when falling from a tree on a field we used to play on and partially impaling himself on a steel fence post,he survived and never forgave me,the fit I was in was uncontrallable and even his brother beating on me just seemed to increase my level of excitement.....I remember being particularly disappointed when his breathing returned sooner than I had wished....I am flawed and as such I apologise.
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2015, 02:16:19 PM »
Thanks Andre for sharing, made my wife and myself laugh so hard. That was far better than reading about the CTHC!
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2015, 02:59:16 PM »
 :BWAHAHAH:
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »


The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.  :nutter:

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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2015, 03:51:48 PM »
What will I do if Pathology finds Johnsons in the sample?
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2015, 03:59:15 PM »
Depends which of the Johnsons it is  :ROFLMAO: good story
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2015, 04:15:53 PM »
I am seriously considering legal action....getting advice from my stylist later....we don't do Tres semme  here and I have the Johnson's to prove it!
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2015, 06:10:47 PM »
After a rather tough day this has been very entertaining,

Thanks  :thumbs:

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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2015, 06:33:47 PM »
JQ,where is the one where I set the stationwagon on fire at the park?
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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2015, 06:45:07 PM »
JQ,where is the one where I set the stationwagon on fire at the park?

You need to do keyword searches  :thinking:

Keywords to feed Google were: GOD TADPOLES MUSHY COALS BRAAI  :point:  :ROFLMAO:  :ROFLMAO:  :ROFLMAO:

http://www.avforums.co.za/index.php?topic=19806.0


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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2015, 09:52:41 PM »
Omg, absolutely hosing myself right now, if you'll excuse the reference to water (which saved the day, along with the tadpoles).  Geez sorry Andre but that must have been a helluva thing with the car.  Note to self, never attempt to recycle brickettes.

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Re: The abandoned trophy wife seeks revenge......
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2015, 09:37:04 AM »
Crikey,you could not script this story any better......I get a message from the school saying that "there is nothing to worry about,we were just concerned that your son may have been touched."

I responded via email...."Glad to hear that things are sorted and I can confirm that my son is definitely touched,always has been,right from the time he was born."
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