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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7605 on: September 11, 2019, 08:17:32 AM »


Again....a Toyota pulling a Landy into the Garage  :giggle:
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7607 on: September 11, 2019, 11:58:50 AM »
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7608 on: September 11, 2019, 01:07:37 PM »

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7609 on: September 11, 2019, 03:20:40 PM »
Music is the shorthand of emotion

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7610 on: September 11, 2019, 03:39:50 PM »


Replacing the hand with Male Genitals.... perfect solution for Pedophiles and Rapists
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7611 on: September 12, 2019, 07:48:21 AM »
In the case of JMPD this rings 110% true!

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7612 on: September 12, 2019, 08:57:37 AM »
In the case of JMPD this rings 110% true!


Spot on!
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7613 on: September 12, 2019, 09:01:11 AM »
“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”
Paul R Ehrlich
No computers in analog hifi systems, so there...  :sh1tstirrer:
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7614 on: September 12, 2019, 12:55:08 PM »
Except that I twice got away with showing them my expired licence.   
The first time was a bit scary, because the guy was in plainclothes, but...ok. The other time was a big roadblock/check in Old Fort Rd in front of the SABC building, morning peak traffic... she took my licence and went to the communications van, I thought Ohh-schitt...then she came back and said Ok baba you're clear.  :-*
Then the next time I got a R1000 fine, I think...but...

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7615 on: September 12, 2019, 01:01:56 PM »
I saw this in Youtube notifications just now, had to check the comments...

[ John Darko ] RMAF 2019: Grover Neville talks Schiit https://youtu.be/mrGJHeU0nwA

"Gutted Hel isn't called Hella... Then Fulla Schiit's bigger sibling is called Hella Schiit 😂"

"I'm not sure about all the critical comments here, the video was informative,insightful, and concise.  You wouldn't be watching if you didn't give a Schiit."

"Good Schiit, but please concentrate & not say uhm....worth it..."


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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7616 on: September 12, 2019, 02:26:54 PM »
 
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7617 on: September 12, 2019, 03:39:52 PM »
^^ excellent - first class.   After at the vitriol he spouts, all of a sudden he is thin-skinned

I am awaiting his day in court to explain the source of the money to support his lifestyle
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7618 on: September 12, 2019, 04:43:37 PM »
Some facts about Hlaudi Motsoeneng !!!

1). When he was 10ys, Hlaudi decided to live by himself; and his parents had to move in with him into the new house.

2). One day Hlaudi did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

3). When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared.

4). When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

5). Hlaudi's father goes by the name of Hlaudi Junior.

6). One day Hlaudi passed a red light and the police stopped his car; Hlaudi charged the police.

7). Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.

😎. Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

9). When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.

10). Oxygen needs Hlaudi for it to survive.

11). It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.

12). At school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.

13). Hlaudi once missed two days in a row at school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

14). One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7619 on: September 13, 2019, 08:08:21 AM »
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