Author Topic: Joke for the day  (Read 964224 times)

Offline Danny Boy

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6810 on: March 12, 2019, 03:41:19 PM »
HT: Onkyo TX-NR828 | Wharfedale Obsidian 600 | Polk PSW350 | HiSense 60K390 | Zalman HD503 HTPC & Kodi 17.6
Stereo: NAD 3020i | NAD 522 | NAD T515 | Pioneer PL-512 | Technics SB-2170 | RPi 3, PiFi v2 & Moode Audio

Offline CAD

  • Trade Count: (+65)
  • AVForums Grandmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,948
  • Total likes: 133
  • Keep Calm,Be Quiet and Listen to the Music
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6811 on: March 13, 2019, 05:06:06 PM »




Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Online BJ

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6812 on: March 13, 2019, 10:24:16 PM »





Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Shunyata - See No Evil; Hear No Evil

Offline CAD

  • Trade Count: (+65)
  • AVForums Grandmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,948
  • Total likes: 133
  • Keep Calm,Be Quiet and Listen to the Music
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6813 on: March 14, 2019, 06:35:22 AM »




A little to much LSD?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Offline Trompie67

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6814 on: March 14, 2019, 07:42:55 AM »




I hate those plastic chairs. They are lethal as soon as they are a few years old. Hairline cracks suddenly morph into a SPLAT! Just like the poor old chap above.
*Insert profound or witty phrase here*

Offline CAD

  • Trade Count: (+65)
  • AVForums Grandmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,948
  • Total likes: 133
  • Keep Calm,Be Quiet and Listen to the Music
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6815 on: March 14, 2019, 08:37:13 AM »
^^ Yebo has happened to me before where the leg gave way.

Dunno if it was hairline cracks or my dik gat that made it give way  :thinking:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Offline zer0

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6816 on: March 14, 2019, 10:13:47 AM »
A little to much LSD?


What do football referees do after retirement?
Pierluigi Collina likes to party ;D

Offline LouisF

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6817 on: March 14, 2019, 12:42:28 PM »
I hate those plastic chairs. They are lethal as soon as they are a few years old. Hairline cracks suddenly morph into a SPLAT! Just like the poor old chap above.
Happened to me not so long ago. Use them only on floors that are not smooth; tiles are a no-no.
"No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are,
how you treat people ultimately tells all."
David Avocado Wolfe

I have learned more from people who have differed from me than from those who have agreed with me.

Offline ron g

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6818 on: March 14, 2019, 04:05:09 PM »
Happened to me not so long ago. Use them only on floors that are not smooth; tiles are a no-no.

I have some plastic chairs still in use after 30 years.

only for use on carpeted floors. any other surface results in an instant trip to ground level as the rear legs now have a kink in the plastic.

is it just me or have bitcoin people gone a bitquiet because its a bitdown? #bitter

Online BJ

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6819 on: March 14, 2019, 06:51:11 PM »
LOL



Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

Shunyata - See No Evil; Hear No Evil

Offline CAD

  • Trade Count: (+65)
  • AVForums Grandmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,948
  • Total likes: 133
  • Keep Calm,Be Quiet and Listen to the Music
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6820 on: March 14, 2019, 08:39:00 PM »
^^^  :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:  Busted !!!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Online BJ

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6821 on: March 15, 2019, 07:38:56 AM »


Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

Shunyata - See No Evil; Hear No Evil

Offline Family_Dog

  • Administrator
  • Trade Count: (+26)
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,866
  • Total likes: 134
  • STEEL & GLASS - Everlasting Beauty!
    • Repcom 2-way Radios
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6822 on: March 15, 2019, 11:15:23 AM »
^^ This is so true! Except my Lab is pitch black. Normal name is Rocky, should he misbehave then his name becomes Zuma.

Fortunately, he is seldom naughty except when he jumps onto my bed after having just had a swim in "our" sparkling blue swimming pool.

-F_D



-Eric

That Guy in South Africa...
*************************************
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vintage_tube/
*************************************

Offline Family_Dog

  • Administrator
  • Trade Count: (+26)
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,866
  • Total likes: 134
  • STEEL & GLASS - Everlasting Beauty!
    • Repcom 2-way Radios
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6823 on: March 15, 2019, 11:38:52 AM »





-F_D



-Eric

That Guy in South Africa...
*************************************
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vintage_tube/
*************************************

Offline CAD

  • Trade Count: (+65)
  • AVForums Grandmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,948
  • Total likes: 133
  • Keep Calm,Be Quiet and Listen to the Music
Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6824 on: March 15, 2019, 11:42:45 AM »




Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.