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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6510 on: January 11, 2019, 12:28:51 PM »

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6511 on: January 11, 2019, 12:58:38 PM »
next thing you hear is that cables do in fact make a difference.
 :thinking:
someone told me that i can make ice cubes with left over wine.
i am confused, what is left over wine?

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6512 on: January 11, 2019, 01:04:08 PM »






*Insert profound or witty phrase here*

Offline windshear

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6513 on: January 11, 2019, 01:08:37 PM »
next thing you hear is that cables do in fact make a difference.
 :thinking:

They do...… have you ever tried to listen to your speakers without cables?

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6514 on: January 11, 2019, 01:56:21 PM »
They do...… have you ever tried to listen to your speakers without cables?

 :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
someone told me that i can make ice cubes with left over wine.
i am confused, what is left over wine?

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6515 on: January 11, 2019, 02:31:21 PM »
Thanks to chrisc:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions



Eh!  You'll be having them think I am a flat-earther. 

Being a wannabe audiophile is bad enough.  People come in and say, "what do you listen to through those speakers", or "why are they such a funny shape" and best of all, "how many watts is it?"

Elvis sounds much better when you tell them it is 120 watts.   They say "oooh" in a knowing manner, meantime you know they have not a clue what it means
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6516 on: January 11, 2019, 04:11:00 PM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6517 on: January 11, 2019, 04:16:30 PM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6518 on: January 12, 2019, 08:10:06 AM »
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6519 on: January 12, 2019, 08:47:19 AM »
Hehehe

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6521 on: January 12, 2019, 09:01:46 PM »

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6522 on: January 13, 2019, 08:20:53 PM »














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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6523 on: January 14, 2019, 07:38:43 AM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6524 on: January 14, 2019, 08:55:23 AM »


Given the gadgets, bonnet scoop, larger rear wheels, is this a parachute?
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