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Offline Toxxyc

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6510 on: January 11, 2019, 12:28:51 PM »

Offline Heinrich

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6511 on: January 11, 2019, 12:58:38 PM »
next thing you hear is that cables do in fact make a difference.
 :thinking:
someone told me that i can make ice cubes with left over wine.
i am confused, what is left over wine?

Offline Trompie67

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6512 on: January 11, 2019, 01:04:08 PM »






*Insert profound or witty phrase here*

Offline windshear

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6513 on: January 11, 2019, 01:08:37 PM »
next thing you hear is that cables do in fact make a difference.
 :thinking:

They do...… have you ever tried to listen to your speakers without cables?

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6514 on: January 11, 2019, 01:56:21 PM »
They do...… have you ever tried to listen to your speakers without cables?

 :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
someone told me that i can make ice cubes with left over wine.
i am confused, what is left over wine?

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6515 on: January 11, 2019, 02:31:21 PM »
Thanks to chrisc:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions



Eh!  You'll be having them think I am a flat-earther. 

Being a wannabe audiophile is bad enough.  People come in and say, "what do you listen to through those speakers", or "why are they such a funny shape" and best of all, "how many watts is it?"

Elvis sounds much better when you tell them it is 120 watts.   They say "oooh" in a knowing manner, meantime you know they have not a clue what it means
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Re: Joke for the day
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6517 on: January 11, 2019, 04:16:30 PM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6518 on: January 12, 2019, 08:10:06 AM »
The way of the warrior is NO match for the way of the wife.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Offline BJ

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6519 on: January 12, 2019, 08:47:19 AM »
Hehehe

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Offline kenvanraas

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6521 on: January 12, 2019, 09:01:46 PM »

Offline Gerlach

Re: Joke for the day
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Offline BJ

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6523 on: January 14, 2019, 07:38:43 AM »



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Offline Danny Boy

Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #6524 on: January 14, 2019, 08:55:23 AM »


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