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Offline Trompie67

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7425 on: August 06, 2019, 03:17:20 PM »
How many of us remember doing this?  :whistler:

"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7426 on: August 06, 2019, 03:21:42 PM »
I did it the other day on the calculator belonging to one of the cost controller ladies....

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7427 on: August 06, 2019, 03:45:35 PM »
^^ hhahahaha... I remember seeing that.   In afrikaans there was one:

1000 passasiers vlieg op vlug 789 en oor 6 uur will hulle weet hoe hoog hulle is?  1000789 X6 =

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7428 on: August 06, 2019, 07:49:38 PM »
They have unveiled the portrait of Former President Bill Clinton for the opening of the Bill Clinton Library.

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7429 on: August 06, 2019, 07:57:44 PM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7430 on: August 06, 2019, 08:30:10 PM »
^^ not if you have a teenager in the house. I mean.. there won't be any food left + there would be lots of half uneaten leftovers in plates all over the place for the dog to casually scoff on.
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7431 on: August 06, 2019, 09:37:39 PM »



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7432 on: August 06, 2019, 09:42:05 PM »
^^ hhahahaha... I remember seeing that.   In afrikaans there was one:

1000 passasiers vlieg op vlug 789 en oor 6 uur will hulle weet hoe hoog hulle is?  1000789 X6 =
Haha. Ek onthou paar ander:

14215469x5=
9514223x6=
14087141x5=




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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7433 on: August 07, 2019, 07:55:53 AM »
"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
Paul McCartney

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« Reply #7434 on: August 07, 2019, 03:24:17 PM »
   

   
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7435 on: August 07, 2019, 03:50:05 PM »
Baa Baa Green Sheep has been a staple in UK schools since the mid to late eighties.  It was a government stipulated way of avoiding stigmatising children.  In the same way, I have heard you are not allowed to put a cross in any colour of pen (and most definitively not red) against an incorrect answer at schools in South Africa now.

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7436 on: August 07, 2019, 08:41:28 PM »



-F_D



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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7437 on: August 08, 2019, 04:50:26 AM »
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7438 on: August 08, 2019, 01:33:49 PM »
It is women's day tomorrow........

"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #7439 on: August 08, 2019, 02:13:18 PM »
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.