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Viagara:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, :  "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe . They're asking for a
R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.  We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks:  "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."

Andrew:
 ;D

kay:
:D

DACMan1:
Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row.

Gatiep says to the Warden : Does this take long and is it painfull?

Warden say's no they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over.

Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screeming shouting and this carries on for quite a while.

Gatiep complains to the Warden : I thought you said it was quick and painless.

Warden replies that as result of the load shedding they have to use candles.

Viagara:
 :D

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