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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, :  "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe . They're asking for a
R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.  We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks:  "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."
 
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