Wow what a week

[chris]

Wow what a week so far. Got a Sms on Monday informing me that I’ve won a substantial amount of money in the Eu lottery. So I contacted the person (claims agent) Dr Jack Morgan, a real nice guy very friendly and helpful. He confirmed that I have indeed won this and it will take +- 2 weeks for the payment, as it is very substantial amount.

On Tuesday  Dr Morgan phoned me and said if I were willing to pay for the admin and clearing, the transaction will be fast trekked and I will get the my $$$$$$ ha ha euros actually in 96 hours. So I quickly paid him into their trust account. What's 10k if you look at the big picture?

So on Thursday I went into my boss's office and told him exactly what I think of him, his company and his b@ch of a wife and bratty kids, and just where to stick his job. He said “ Chris I sorry you feel this way after 13 years……” and just asked me to sign a form and leave immediately.

Now I ‘m sitting here at home with a glass of JW Blue waiting for my cash. You’ll probably not hear a lot from me on the forum as I’m planning an extensive holiday and cruse. Gave my car to my brother as I’m planning an upgrade.

As for my Av stuff will go to someone in need. Since I don’t have the highest-end stuff, no on here will probably want it anyway.

Oh before I forget Dr Morgan said that if I give the e-mail addresses of friends and family they could stand a chance of a secondary prize. So to thank the forum and members I’ve forwarded all the e-mail addresses on here to him. May be one of you can get as lucky as I did.

Regards

[Robert_E]

Congratulations Chris!

I will bring the bakkie around this morning to help you get rid of all your AV junk that will soon be replaced with the best audiophile gear money can buy!

Thank you for forwarding my email address I really do hope I win that secondary prize!

[Mervin]

I wonder if a lot of people start responding to their scams and really keep them busy.
Makes me think of the local arrest of a card skimmer/duplicator who did not pay his rentals and was kicked out only for the landlord to find card duplicators in his room subsequently phoning the police - FAIL

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I wonder if a lot of people start responding to their scams and really keep them busy.
Makes me think of the local arrest of a card skimmer/duplicator who did not pay his rentals and was kicked out only for the landlord to find card duplicators in his room subsequently phoning the police - FAIL

Read this one Mervin: http://polyenvelopes.biz/419.htm

classic stuff... 

[Mervin]

Did enjoy that one specifically.  I, being an expert in my field, had my bank card cloned and I am very vigilant.  Makes you think.

[Heinrich]

i once kept a guy busy for almost a day who was trying to con me over skype.
he asked for my email and i told him it was chuck@norris.com and the idiot believed me.

[chris]

Getting a bit worried now .Still haven't heard any thing from Dr Morgan.

[placebo]

Thanks for forwarding my e-mail address chris because I received a winning notification from Dr.Davis Williams today informing me that i have won 815,000.00 GBP as well in the EUROMILLION,INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY draw.I have also submitted my resignation with immediate effect.

[naughty]

Damn and all i won was R250 000 from Samsung fun club ...... i want the Euro's and Dollars like you guys 

BTW i did register with the Samsung fun club around three contracts ago - only had Nokia phones since then ..... but these guys must be really super good detectives cos they managed to get hold of me on my new Prepaid number that i got two months ago to inform me of my winnings 

[Shonver]

Yeah, Chris. Thanks putting me on the list. The good doctor has not contacted me yet, but word must have gotten around about my imminent wealth because I have a ton of email from Russian girls saying they love me, plus many generous offers to help me with my "little" problem. 

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many generous offers to help me with my "little" problem. 

Phew! What a relief - I thought I was the only one who received such generous offers.

The son of a deceased Nigerian general promised to give me 10% of $999,000 billion just for letting his money 'rest' in my bank account for a little while. I have also resigned, had a dump on my boss's desk and placed an order for three Ferraris, a luxury boat and a game farm with some Italian guy known as Don Vito.

[chris]

 

[Ampdog]

OK Guys - it is now the 2nd of April. Back to your sand-boxes .....

Way back my maths Prof. told us about £5 he won at a horse race (lot of money back then!). See, he was standing in the Q to bet on a horse he had been confidentially told about. About 3rd from the front, an old friend stepped up and convinced him to rather go and have coffee.

His horse came last. So that was £5 he would have lost had he done the bet, which he then 'won'.

[placebo]

Actually I did receive that particular e mail on the 1/04/2011.Took it in my stride as being worth the 1000 I have received before.Just a bit of fun.

[Ampdog]

Quite so, Placebo.

You will not believe all the wealthy ancestors of all connections I had. Never mind having won the football pool (I never entered). I had (have??) a castle in Scotland, a peerage in England. The MD of a huge American firm leaving me a handsome amount. Why, I even had a communication from Charlize Theron straight from Hollywood. (Now were it to have been Dolly Parton ....)

Alas, as you say ..... At least I am happy to really have my own house, small car, dog, PC and a few friends. (My bank account ...duh ....don't spoil the evening.)