I think that virtually every component now used in building amplifiers and so on now has an "audiophile" available version at 10 - 100 times the pricing available for expressing 'true' high-fidelity" sound.
And so I racked my brains on how I can climb onto the band wagon and make some dough.
After about five seconds, I came up with it!
We have all heard how every component - from 220v AC Mains cables to Gold plated speaker terminals and everything in between - is the ultimate in offering the very best in sound reproduction. But these experts have all missed some very important items, which makes this all superfluous. But fear not - I have explored this and I can guarantee that this is the ultimate solution to the previous weak link ignored by so many for so long. As I have now patented the idea, I am now able to explain to you, Mr. Audiophiile, the untold benefits you will reap.
*THE* most important single item in any high-quality amplifier is not the fuse, no, not the mains or any other transformer (which, by the way, are able to benefit in a HUGE way from my patent), nor the output trannies or any other component, but the MOUNTING SCREWS holding these items in place!! Think about it: You connect your expensive gear to the 220v AC Mains and immediately it suffers a severe thermal and mechanical shock when Whoosh! - millions of electrons, all vibrating viciously against one another en route to the AC transformer, where they come to a sudden turnabout through being routed vigourously along hundreds of turns of copper coiled wire back from whence they came. As the Caps charge, more and more of these visibly shaken electrons arrive to bring life to your sound reproduction system. The transformer hence faces undue stress as many millions more hitherto sleeping electrons in the secondary coils now come alive and start running around in the opposite direction through very much more thicker coils of Cu. The transformer is under duress!
This is now where my "Sleeping Giant" (patented) titanium NASA rated cyrogenically treated gold-plated, silver-dipped, heat & vibration retarded high-quality fasteners come into play. All stresses caused by electrons bouncing up & down, to & fro, are immediately dampened as the Fasteners (Note: they are not "Screws", as this term is derogatory to the finely-engineered items that I manufacture and market) absorb this energy, producing the following immediately beneficial improvements to your listening pleasure:
* Your equipment now runs cooler as there is no more vibration of transformers causing heat losses
* The output stages are now perfectly married to their heatsinks and therefore run cooler
* Electrons now travel in a more orderly fashion in a cool and calm manner, no longer losing their way because of thermal instability (lower operating temperatures)
* The amplifier no longer suffers severe thermal shock due to power surges upon initial switch-on.
* Due to the lower stresses now resultant, cheaper components may now be used for amplifier construction.
There are many, many more benefits which will become obvious to you, dear Audiophile, as you devote more loving time to your Audio Reproduction gear that is fitted with the very best upgrade ever - my gift* to Audiophiles everywhere - the Sleeping Giant Fastener System (patented).
* Well, you do realise I went to great expense sourcing the unobtainium material for producing these fasteners and my travels and research took all my life savings too. So, understandably, I must recover my costs for this project. So, as a special opening offer, I will be making these available to you, dear Audiophile, at the princely sum of R3899.99 per package of 20 specially sorted Sleeping Giant fasteners, which is sufficient for ONE monoblock. For stereo, you will require two packets, for 5.1 HT systems you can order our 5.5 special at R18999.00. Postage & delivery is included in these never to be repeated prices.
SLEEPING GIANT FASTENERS - You will marvel in Audio Bliss and wonder why no-one has ever before paid attention to this ultimate solution to your audio woes, which will now be a thing of the past.
Testimonials from satisfied users soon available (as soon as I have written them!)
-F_D