Never mind, Shaun ... these Vaalies/Durbsies are just jealous. Does one really need binoculars to watch - er - "folks" on the beach? We used to walk right up to them and then did not only watch (but some will say "only in Stellenbosch" ..... aag tog!)
What you have described seems to be a slide copier with bellows. Depending on your contacts/own workshop you could perhaps modify. Umpteen lens adaptors were available, but I guess no longer, what with folks going to digital cameras to put the talent into photography for them. (For record, I am still using a fairly complete Konica set-up, and take transparencies, so no digital for the time being, Like my pictures BIG.)
Sic transit gloria.