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The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« on: January 14, 2012, 02:04:45 pm »
The degree of resolution and detail retrieval that this tonearm upgrade provides is nothing short of astonishing,noise floor?what noisefloor?inky blacks your thing?wanna dig down deep into those grooves and here the hidden euphoria while sawing thru dead fishmoth eggs?Edith Piaf is calling me closer and i'm very scared but tempted all at once(no-one should be tempted by Edith,have you seen her?).....no white paper theory or snakeoil here my friends....like a genius i have made this discovery quite by accident....i saw the arm,i checked the circumference and VOILA!!!....it came to me....i will be selling them for R450each and they come in various sizes to fit all tonearms.....HI-PHIB will have to close his doors,sorry but its a cruel world sir......here's a pic!

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 02:14:14 pm »
....believe me when i say that i can hear the kettle boiling in my neighbours kitchen 50mtr's away in my right ear while listening to the footsteps of an ant heading over to a drop of jam in the dining room 10 mtr's away.....

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 02:15:22 pm »
pic on its way!....all rights reserved and patents pending!

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 02:24:07 pm »


The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.  :nutter:

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 02:29:06 pm »
Foolproof clamp-on system,Alnico magnets,High Purity plastic housings extracted from foodstuffs manufactured in China........please support me,all i have is 4 kids and this idea.Many thanks Andre.

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 04:31:52 pm »
I also want some of that stuff you smoking!!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 04:34:32 pm »
Lmp0

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 05:42:03 pm »
WTF :o

From vintage cred to fcuking snake oil? Jeesh, I just spilled my W/h all over a fresh tablecloth :-[

You're going to have a whole lotta inter-channel bleeding and other assorted strange goings on - the earth is flat, "K@k!" says the King etc and so on.

Aren't those magnets ferrite?

Edith Piaf's witbene is here with me on 'cultural exchange' - courtesy of the French Consulate up the road, if you'd like to view her and shake her err...err booty.

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 07:13:57 pm »
OKAY!!!...R350 to the industry Mafioso sir.

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 07:20:15 pm »
One man's "inter channel bleeding"....is anothers MUSICALITY,perhaps we could do a combo pack?

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2012, 07:28:35 pm »
Thanks for the offer Mafioso but i've been seeing Ursula for 20 odd years now.................i'll be there in 5!

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2012, 07:46:09 pm »
Thanks peter kind sir but I think I will give this upgrade a miss.Mind you everytime I see Mafioso's avatar I want to throw up.Mods please give Mafioso 24 hours to change his Avatar.
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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 10:38:29 pm »
Thanks peter kind sir but I think I will give this upgrade a miss.Mind you everytime I see Mafioso's avatar I want to throw up.Mods please give Mafioso 24 hours to change his Avatar.

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Watch this space!

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 10:49:25 pm »
Thanks peter kind sir but I think I will give this upgrade a miss.Mind you everytime I see Mafioso's avatar I want to throw up.Mods please give Mafioso 24 hours to change his Avatar.

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Re: The single biggest upgrade to your vinyl rig has been found!!
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2012, 10:54:42 pm »
You are seriously underpricing your voodoo. Rs's magnets are R1355.75 each - excl. GST.