Conversation with my 3 year old daughter

[Crafty]

Me: daddy moet gaan werk.
Jordan: nee, daddy, bly by huis. Wil nie skool toe nie.
Me: dan gaan die bank die huis vat. Waar bly ons dan?
Jordan: in die straat.
Me: dan gaan die karre ons omry
Jordan: hulle moennie.
Me: okey, so ons moet skool toe gaan.
Jordan: okey

[Scrat]

  

Priceless. One of my friends has a 6-year old girl. She sat with him while looking at their wedding album. Commented: "Daddy got fat and mommy's boobs hang now". Mommy stormed out of the room.....

[BigWoodenSpoon]

 

Priceless. One of my friends has a 6-year old girl. She sat with him while looking at their wedding album. Commented: "Daddy got fat and mommy's boobs hang now". Mommy stormed out of the room.....

  Brutal truth is all they know sometimes

[Crafty]

 

Priceless. One of my friends has a 6-year old girl. She sat with him while looking at their wedding album. Commented: "Daddy got fat and mommy's boobs hang now". Mommy stormed out of the room.....

hahahaha

I actually think some one needs to design a small little audio recorder that records everything they say between 2 and say 7 years.  Some of the things they say are just so damn awesome! Like you say, and truthful. Brutally Truthful.

[Shonver]

Jordan: okey

Hehe. Reminds me of my younger boy. You cannot get him to do something against his will. But if you reason with him, convince him, he can do a quick turnabout with a brief "OK", and then go merrily on his way as if nothing happened.

[ViVoAudio]

Hehe. Reminds me of my younger boy. You cannot get him to do something against his will. But if you reason with him, convince him, he can do a quick turnabout with a brief "OK", and then go merrily on his way as if nothing happened.

It's like you have to convince them it's their idea first.

[Atjan]

Does that work for eating veg as well? If so, I need your written instructions on how-to.

[Shonver]

Does that work for eating veg as well? If so, I need your written instructions on how-to.

Oh, it works. It's doing the actual convincing that's hard. Especially for veg.

[Crafty]

Jordan-Lee on the other hand finishes her vegies 1st, and mostly refuse to eat meat. Fish I've managed to give her, and some chicken some times, but red meat is nearly impossible.
PS
This is Jordan-Lee:

[NoSnipeLimit]

My sister's kids don't like icecream/chocolate/cake etc.  But they love chips.

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[Atjan]

My kids seem quite happy that we're eating all kinds of fluffy and adorable animals. Must be a genetic thing, its the easiest way to get concentrated veg in.

[Atjan]

Jordan-Lee on the other hand finishes her vegies 1st, and mostly refuse to eat meat. Fish I've managed to give her, and some chicken some times, but red meat is nearly impossible.
PS
This is Jordan-Lee:

You're gonna need an extra set of cans by the looks of it.

[Crafty]

Talking about fluffy animals, she was standing next to me while I was working an impala that I shot last year. She was totally fascinated by it, and for weeks told every
"ons het die die bokkie se boude geeet"

[Crafty]

You're gonna need an extra set of cans by the looks of it.

She can have that set when

• She has proven to me she can hold on to something for longer than a year without breaking it
• I have gotten permission from minister of finance for sennies HD 448

[Viagara]

PS
This is Jordan-Lee:

En sy wys sy is drie jaar oud!

I agree that you should be able to record everything they do and say from the ages of 3 to 7(video as well)

Our 5 year old daughter comes up with the best questions as well as reasons why she should or should'nt do things.

The latest question I had to field was what cause the Aurora Borealis and that took some explanation - From sunflares, to positive and negatively charged ions, etc. I am sure she still does not understand what cause it, but a year or two down the line I can just fill in the gaps again. What tickles me is her 19 year old sister's reaction whenever Angel asks these type of questions - she sits up straight, waiting to hear what the answer is as teens have very little general knowledge