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Byrd

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2008, 05:06:41 am »
Hey that was a trick - Brown! They're Yellow and Black man

The answer was definatly small brwon cow ;D
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2008, 03:43:57 pm »
Why it's important to understand English -

I had a bunch of Canadian
dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window
at the local bank. I stood in the short line.

Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the
teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today
I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders
and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people,
too".

 :D :D :D
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Blues

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2008, 10:45:07 pm »
 HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK_

 
 
1.         Open a new file in your computer.
 
2.         Name it "Robert Mugabe".
 
3.         Send it to the Recycle Bin.
 
4.         Empty the Recycle Bin.
 
5.         Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of
            "Robert Mugabe ?"
 
6.         Firmly Click "Yes."
 
7.         Feel better? 
 
 
 
Tomorrow we'll do Jacob Zuma
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2008, 01:54:58 am »
That had rather be a L A R G E  file.
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2008, 08:41:29 am »
never worry about the size of the file, but it may very well be a corrupted one... ;)
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2008, 03:29:13 am »
2 audiophiles talking. 1st one says, "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness." 2nd audiophile says, "That's so sad, what did he have?" 1st audiophile replies, " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2008, 09:24:00 am »
Quote from: Blues on February 25, 2008, 03:29:13 am
2 audiophiles talking. 1st one says, "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness." 2nd audiophile says, "That's so sad, what did he have?" 1st audiophile replies, " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."

Good one!!!! :D :D
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2008, 04:54:04 am »
Something Edward Marsh wrote, that I hope is not too well-known:

Dialog between an M.O. and a recruit:

MO:  How are your bowels working?
R  :  Havn't been issued with any, sir
MO:  I mean, are you constipated?
R  :  No, sir; I volunteered.
MO:  Heavens man, don't you know the King's English?
R  :  No, sir - is he?
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #38 on: February 29, 2008, 02:00:58 pm »
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #39 on: February 29, 2008, 02:10:13 pm »
The most popular for the ladies is the one carrying 2 cups of coffee and 12 doughnuts…
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #40 on: February 29, 2008, 02:30:43 pm »
Quote from: kHz on February 29, 2008, 02:10:13 pm
The most popular for the ladies is the one carrying 2 cups of coffee and 12 doughnuts…

That would be the sighted guy in the blind nudist colony.
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #41 on: February 29, 2008, 02:37:52 pm »
Quote from: Shonver on February 29, 2008, 02:30:43 pm
That would be the sighted guy in the blind nudist colony.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #42 on: February 29, 2008, 02:50:23 pm »
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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #43 on: February 29, 2008, 05:58:00 pm »
Of course there's always the one about the dwarf (aka "height-challenged male individual") who was thrown out of the nudist colony...

... for poking his nose into other peoples' business...

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Re: Joke for the day
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2008, 08:21:12 pm »
Groucho Marx (of Marx brothers fame) once said: I never forget a face - but I will make an exception in your case.

For encore: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
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